lokigodofmischieflaufeyson:

loki-has:

miraze:

doubleohadorable:

sometimesironman:

#and that was the last thing john said to sherlock face to face 

#and then sherlock went and protected him

no

thanks for killing my soul

THIS IS NOT OKAY

red-red-krovvy:

so I’m at Dairy Queen ordering for my family

and the cashier asks whether I’d like whipped cream on the sundae

so I kind of shrug and laugh and go “haha, sure, lots, whatever”

and let me tell you something

they ain’t fuckin around at Dairy Queen

poutybatch:

theoriginalspike:

ashameless:

HE’S WEARING JEANS IN THIS VERSION
NO
NO
NO
DOES NOT COMPUTE

….except he looks kinda good in them.

NEVERMIND, I WILL TAKE HIM IN JEAN AS WELL.

Jean yes please

gyzym:

sleepinnude:

lipeachy23:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

GYZYM

oh my god I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW AUSTRALIAN POSSUMS CAN BE SO CUTE WHEN THE POSSUMS LIVING NEAR ME IN THE STATES ARE CLEARLY AND VISIBLY PLANNING A CAMPAIGN OF TERROR, I CAN SEE IT IN THEIR BEADY LITTLE HELL-MONSTER EYES

HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKER

freakbast:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

he spent $34

cornerof5thandvermouth:

thenewagecaveman:

notmikey:

ok but i still feel seriously dumb for not knowing swag meant ‘secretly we are gay’

hold the phone

if it didnt mean that at first it sure as fuck does now

fairgroundsoldier:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

the number of times i thought i was the next virgin mary is alarming